The Twist from a Twisted Sister!

Living in Honolulu was not the Garden of Eden we thought. You would think on a beautiful island where everyone speaks English it would be easy to fit in. I won't bore you with all the cultural differences which made it difficult to assimilate but I will give you one funny example of just not getting it.On my morning walks, I would stroll in a beautiful park with breathtaking ocean views. In one part of the garden there was this weird plant that looked like it was in jail. It was surrounded by iron bars and locked just like a human jail cell....

This weekend I must have heard the word Tiny a 100 times? So what is the big whoop Carol? When you are a big person words that never apply stick out in your mind. Now granted this word really rubbed me the wrong way as women were using this word to justify why they don't wear jewelry. (Ridiculous in my opinion!)Being Wobble Jaws I had to explain that the only time Tiny was used in reference to me was when I had a root canal and the Dentist said I had the Tiniest Canals he had ever seen. Lucky me! I...

I have a friend that needs a filter more than I? She is an amazing woman but she manages to top me time and time again with outrageous comments. Sadly, they are almost always appropriate but OUCH!We are out to dinner the other night and I look in the mirror and ask her if she thinks my bangs are too long. Without blinking she says, "Not if you're Donald Trump!"  OOOooo! I promptly asked the waiter for a napkin to put over my head. I would have slinked out but she was driving.I will not show you a pic of...

Do you love Topiary Gardens? I sure do and always wanted to try but was too afraid I would end up killing the poor bush or tree. Perhaps it stems back to when I tried to cut my neighbors hair and the clippers caught fire. Burned her thigh when I dropped the darn thing. That ended my hairdresser aspirations and perhaps topiary designing too! Isn't this remarkable? I think it looks like a Twisted Sister Design. Do you? If you would like to see more you can click the pic or HERE. Made a few Brooches this week. Do you...